Happy Birthday Twin ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ

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You want some Mountain Dew?

i,mm fucking sobbing

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whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret


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No church in the wild

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If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision.

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How other archetype perceives them


INFJ - cold and hard on the outside, warm and fuzzy on the inside
INFP - warm and fuzzy inside and out
INTP - warm and fuzzy on the outside, cold and hard on the inside
INTJ - cold and hard inside and out

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Show me your dick.
Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the Unburnt, of the Blood of Old Valyria, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Queen of Meereen, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.  (via junsnow)

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sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

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